so, this story could very well be published in kevins blog. yes its that kinda post. a post about poop. so prepare yourself. this ones a doozy.

sunday night i was preparing to watch desperate housewives. i was starting to come down with a cold and not really in the mood to do anything but sit and relax. hannah was in her room playing and i heard her go into her bathroom. nothing new here. then i hear her crying. so i holler up for her to come downstairs...whats the matter...let me see. and she said she couldn't. so i was like hm, ok. let me go check on her. i go up there and there my baby is on the toilet. covered in poop. HER poop. the floor- yep poop. the toilet- yep covered in poop. so i stood there and i didn't even know what to say. i was speechless which is not common for me. and so then i start questioning but it was more of a yelling/questioning. "what did you do? what is wrong with you? what happened? what did you do? what did you do???" and she sat there calm as ever and tells me "mama, i was just trying to poop like Rico". .......

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?"

so apparantly hannah was trying to poop like Rico...and decided to poop on the floor. and once she saw what she did she hopped on the toilet as if i'd not notice what was on the floor. uh yeah, smooth one hannah. and so i grabbed my cleaning stuff and my lysol spray to clean up the floor. my dogs follwed me back up and before i could even bend down to start cleaning here come Rico and Paco...they freakin ATE hannah's poop. they ate it people! ATE HER POOP! at this point i was so distraught. i didn't know if i should cry or yell or what? i kicked them outta the bathroom. cleaned up the remaining poop on the floor. cleaned up the toilet and hannah's legs and feet and carried her to the bathtub and scrubbed her down. and the whole time i'm telling her she better NEVER do this again. she's not a dog. she's a little girl. and then i told her " I never thought i'd ever have to yell at you for pooping on the floor. i can't believe this hannah" i think i ranted for like 15-20 mins. and she just took it all cuz she knew she messed up. after i calmed down i called matt to tell him about it. he was on his way home from an extra job. and he laughed. HE LAUGHED! i knew i could laugh about it later. i knew i would. but at that moment i needed someone to sympathize with me...i'm used to cleaning up dog crap. that i can handle. but HUMAN crap??? on the bathroom floor? uh no thanks.

so last nite i'm telling my MIL about it on the phone and hannah overhears me. and then proceeds to tell me that i dont like her cuz i was mad at her for pooping on the floor and we're not best friends anymore. i told her i always love her and i always like her but yes i was mad that she pooped on the floor. so she better never do it again. and then she told me that we were best friends again IF i put christina aguilera on for her. she's such a briber. she learned from the best aka me. and i put it on for her. i told my friend morgan about this and she said she probably did it because those dogs are her best friends and she was trying to relate to them. that BETTER be the reason why. that will help me sleep better at nite.

after all this my little pooping princess passed out at 8:30 last nite after not napping all day and bribing her mother.



so i snapped this pic with my phone and laid her down the right way. and told myself that even though she DID poop on the floor....and did bribe me....i can't help but laugh at it later. she'll always be my little princess...even if for right now she's my little poop princess.

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